thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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