Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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