I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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