ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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