so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
home. puking in laundry basket.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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