I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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