Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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