ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Randomize
