Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm always down for nudity.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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