Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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