so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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