Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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