first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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