By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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