Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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