i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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