i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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