yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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