Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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