Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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