sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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