Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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