i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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