Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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