i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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