Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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