I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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