Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
