i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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