so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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