Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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