If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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