Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You pole danced in your parka.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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