Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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