How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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