you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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