We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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