pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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