naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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