i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Congratulations! We have a period
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