my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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