Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
