She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You pole danced in your parka.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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