so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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