My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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