I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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