i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
send nudes
from the living room?
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