Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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