She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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