Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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