Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle