like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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