I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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