Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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