Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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