for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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