Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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