im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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You took a bar mat shot.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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