did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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