ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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