This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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